Monash Cultural Night 2011 Stand Up Comedy

Brief Updates

1. Back in Monash University for the 3rd year in Mechanical Engineering

2. Just did a Stand Up Comedy yesterday. It was ok only due to the echo-ed mic which made it difficult for people to listen.

3. Can't wait for Inter Milan-Bayern Munich

Alan's Birthday Prank Video

Alan's Birthday Prank

It all started off when 2 weeks prior to Alan's birthday, I sms-ed him..

me: hey whats your shoe size?

alan: 10 lor [haha he felt 'paiseh']

me: 10 uk or us [i asked this to make it sound real]

alan: not sure

me: ok then i think its uk

10 minutes later

alan:hey i think its us

me:ok noted

1 day before his birthday, I asked the same thing to reconfirm. Here's what I did. Ding Sheng and I went to a mall to buy him a Polo Tee. After we bought, Ding Sheng said I should wrap it. When i walked home, I saw an empty Nike shoe box. LIGHT BULB BLINKS!

I placed the Polo Tee in the shoe box and filled it with lots of newspaper to match the weight of a real shoe box. Then I sticked a small box of NikeRed laces on it to make it look even more real and eventually placed the whole box into a Nike plastic bag.

On his birthday, at E-gate Starbucks, he was quite happy to take out the shoe box from the plastic. Then, he opened the box in a very slow manner [like indiana jones opening a treasure], he opened it slowly because he was shocked to see crumpled newspapers inside haha. After that he dug out the Polo Tee. Disappointed at 1st but happy in the end because he really liked the Polo Tee [Milano brand], colour suits him and the size is just nice. Happy birthday Alan! lol

3 Weeks Left And Back To Uni!

November and December have been great as a lot of my friends were back and we spent a lot of time together. However, having a 3 months holiday is a bit too long. Penang is getting boring, I mean the island is small. lol. That's why they're reclaiming land like no one's business.

So far 2011 has been ok. My usual routine is hang out, eat, watch movie, play left for dead, play futsal/football, watch football, run errands and online lol. I recently allocated my timetable for this semester and i think it's not bad, my Friday is off!

Another big news is, there will be 2 or 3 new stand up comedies in the next few months. All new jokes, new materials. It has been 3/4 a year since i last did a stand up comedy. I've been already invited to a few events in the upcoming months but i'm not sure if i'll give the green light to all as i have limited material.

I'll be going to KL with family this Tuesday till Saturday which is during Chinese New Year. Hopefully, I get to meet some of my friends whom will be leaving for Aussie soon. That's all for now. Take care. Happy New Year in advance! =)

Picture Of The Week

Favourite Quote

Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French. Your shirt is Indian. Your shoes are Thai. Your radio is Korean. Your vodka is Russian. And then you complain your neighbour is an immigrant?

Malaysian Football Rises As The Malayan Tigers Roar!

Since birth, as a Malaysian, as a football fan, all I hear is Malaysia's best form was in the 70s when Soh Chin Aun was the captain and players like Mokhtar Dahari, Santokh Singh, Arumugam were in the team. However, after SEA Games 2009 and AFF Suzuki Cup 2010, Malaysia emerged as champions for both competitions and proved to be South East Asia's best Football Team!

It all started when Mr Rajagobal was appointed as the Malaysian Coach and he believed in youngsters. So he brought a lot of youngster from youth academy, Harimau Muda. Yes, I'm talking about players' aging around 19-24 years old. Best part of all, he understood each and every players strong and weak points and also their best positions. Put it this way, all these while Malaysia had these ingredients but just couldn't find the correct recipe until came 'Sir' Rajagobal!

5 years ago or even a decade, I couldn't even name a Malaysian player not because I dislike my country but our football matches are just unwatchable. Our passings, defence, attacking, teamwork, practically everything was hopeless. Back then, I felt sad and also pissed off because Malaysia has a very strong football culture, people here watch and play football for life. If you drive down the highway, you'll see kids playing football in the kampung[village] areas, if you drive down the city, you'll hardly see an empty futsal court. This is Malaysia.

I have tonnes of international friends from countries that play better football than us, coming up to me and said, 'I have never experience futsal before until I came here[Malaysia], people here are crazy about football, that's really good.'

Few weeks back, when Malaysia narrowly escaped the group stages of the AFF Suzuki Cup 2010 and managed to creep into the Semifinal to meet Vietnam, I said 'hey why not just watch the match'. I thought it was not bad beating Vietnam 2-0 at home and 0-0 away. Mind you, Vietnam is generally known for being the best in South East Asia. 

The Finals of AFF Suzuki Cup 2010 was the match that made me support my country and totally changed my perspective on Malaysian Football. Malaysia beating Indonesia 3-0 at home! 3 goals in 12 minutes!

The score is one thing but the overall display was superb. Our passes are much sharper, attacking is way faster than before, defense is solid. Can I name a Malaysian player now? NO 

Because I can name almost the whole team now, Fahmi, Norsharul, Safee, Kunanlan, Muslim, Sabre, Fadhli, Yahyah...Rise Malayan Tigers!

I would like to highlight Malaysian Goalkeeper, Fahmi. He's my age, 21 years old. His favourite club is Bayern Munich which is my favorite as well. His favorite player is Oliver Kahn! In my opinion, he is South East Asia's best Goalkeeper and maybe one of Asia's best keepers.

Bye Bye 2010! Hello 2011! Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas Everyone!